Saturday, July 17, 2010

Still hanging on even living with severe CTS.

Rumah dah pasang streamyx. Housemates are super cool.
Well, we're not really talking anyway.
The speed is super fun. Harini dapat download 4movies in less than 3hours.
I guess, I wont be missing Chuck Grey's Anatomy and Glee on September.
YEAY!!!

I have Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
I decided to bandage my wrist with whatever I found.

It helps with the pain when im typing or using mouse.


Because the speed is super fun, and I got nothing else to do.
Presentation of my thesis proposal is over, I decided to post about my industrial training.
We were sent to different places under the subject of Occupational Safety and Health.
I got lucky, I was sent to Majlis Ekuin Malaysia(MEM), to observe and actually experience the work in equine industry.

So, there were 6 of us. MEM sent us to different places each week.
The first week, - Unit Berkuda DBKL, Tmn Tasik Titiwangsa

So here, we learned everything about horse management 101. From stable management,grooming,riding to putting on a horseshoe.
It was fun. SUMPAH!!!!

This is lungeing. In case, you didnt know.
Its a word of 'saja bawak kuda jogging,kasi keluar peluh' sort of thing.

Pasang ladam kuda.
Spot that awesome guy? Itu Lans Koperal Mohd Noor.
Yes, dia awesome and probably married. WHAT??Shit.

Yes, DBKL the breast!! I mean, the best!!


The second week, we were assigned to Riding School, Selangor Turf Club.
SUMPAH TAK SERONOK!!!
Personally, I think they didnt care much about the horses, and dont let me start on the equipments they used for grooming the horse.
Most important thing is, dekat sini, kaw2 kena buli!
SHIT!
Stable boy tengah nak buli kami la tu.

The only interesting part is, the coaches here were actually not that bad. (Mark my word : STABLE BOY only)
We got the opportunities to actually ride a horse. Bukan joy ride tau, ni real ride punya.
Well, its actually harder than it looks.
Seriously!
That's my coach. His name is Zainal, but he asked us to call him Uncle Jo.
I dont know why. haha


Since stable boy suka buli kami, we always came out with excuse to walk around the area and not going inside the stable.
The scenery was breathtaking. OMG!
So, we camwhore. A lot!





The third week, we were sent to MAFEC, TUDM Sg Besi.
MAFEC stands for Malaysia Armed Forces Equestrian Centre.geddit?
So, during this week, we need to organize an event called Riding for Disabled-inhouse Competition.
It was basically an annual event where this special kids around KL/Selangor came and have some fun.
Oh Im in love!

Well, kadang2 kami buat perangai jugak.One day we sneaked out early for lunch. We went to MIHAS. Haha. MIHAS sumpah best!
Eat till you drop dead!


Since, everyday balik from MAFEC kene go through Istana Negara.. and setiap kali balik jugak lah, my friend Ili akan wondering
"Eh pengawal istana tu memang tak gerak ke?"
"Eh kalau kita cakap dengan die, die reply tak?"
"Eh kalau kita hulur makanan, dia amik tak?"
So, we figured, kasi can laa kat Ili solving her puzzle.

On our last day at MAFEC, we stopped at Istana Negara.
And yes Ili, diorang boleh cakap. Tapi tak boleh bukak mulut, keluar suara je. Tu pun slow.
And kenapa kau tak test hulur makanan kat dia?LOL


Then, we came back to MEM and did a presentation on our 3weeks findings.
When everything is finally over, all I need is a nice weekend with wonderful people.
YEAY!!!

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Somewhere over the rainbow

Its been a while. I haven’t posted any entries like months.
So many things I wanna drop here.

  1. I moved into my new house.
Nah, I don’t like my new home. Its at the 10th floor.
I know! Rendah gila kan? Saya gayat, tolong!! God, I really miss my old ohh-so-awesome-at-20th-floor house.

Well, this time, I took the single room.I got new housemates plus Im in final year. So, Iam so sick with this whole Hi-my-name-is-vye-you? bullshit. Biarlah, kera sumbang pun, tak pelik.Kalau pelik pun,apa kau peduli?


MY NEW HOUSE
Just a plain student house. Nothin much


The kitchen


well, at least it has awesome view.


my super small room. Just enough space for all my things. Im sorry girls, I don’t think there will be another sleepover. Too small for even 2persons.
Because it is too small, i dont bother tidying things up.


2. Ran a marathon

It supposed to be a fun run with girlfriends. Turned out, only I and Dyla did the run. The run was so awesome and the both of us decided to run another marathon on August.


3. Climbed up a hill









4. Having fun with girlfriends that don’t require shopping malls.

We were so sick of meeting at shopping malls. Because it is middle of the year, the sale is everywhere and most of us are broke. I feel sick step into shopping malls.
So, we did many things which we all later realized that shopping mall isn’t fun afterall. There are so many things out there that we never explore.


Smashed my condo’s swimming pool




Visited a fun farm


Picnic


Sleepover


Gettin crazy



Threw an awesome surprise birthday party

Happy birthday,Shiela


Visited Pelita almost every week. I don’t know what has gotten into me.



  • Trying out the best food in town. Thanx Chana, kau memang patut ganti Maria Tunku Sabri. In fact, kau lagi better dari dia.
  • Baked a cake and made breakfast. Ohh yeah these came under sleepover.


Alas,my friend
Im stepping into final year.
I dont think Im ready for this, ever.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

AAL IZZ WELL

Aku blank. Hidup aku dah macam orang gila sebab thesis. Kalo thesis ni manusia, memang aku dah pijak sampai kidney die pecah.
Tak boleh ke aku hidup dengan makan dan facebook je?

Semalam, I blamed everything including God for making my life miserable.
Lepas tu dapat satu lecture panjang dari dyla.
"u have to look things from bright side.complain will never solve anything never make things easier.die jadikan ko lagi lembik ade lah.instead of facing the probs
ko turn away and complain. saying how luck never been on your side blame fate.. bla bla bla"

Padan muka aku!
People, I have the best shrink! hahahha

Kalau aku Farhan/Raju dalam 3Idiots, umpama Rancho suruh aku cakap "Aal Izz Well" setiap kali hidup jadi suck.

AAL IZZ WELL

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Justin Bieber is prettier than my grandmother

Situasi 1:

Abah : Eh Ain terkeluar tau.
Saya : Ain? Apa? Siapa?
Abah : AF
Saya : Abahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! (sambil mempamerkan muka tak percaya sebab ayah sendiri tengok AF)


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Situasi 2 : Saya bersama adik lelaki, Aby

Saya : Aby, cepatlah mandi. Dah pukul berapa ni?
Aby : Thambi harus mandi 3kali sebulan"(With tamil slang)
Saya : ??????


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Situasi 3 : dalam kereta

Lagu Baby - Justin Bieber berkumandang.

Saya, Alia dan Aby. 3 beradik menyanyi dengan sekuat hati. Nampak seperti sungguh meng-enjoy saat itu..
Bila dah habis, fikir-fikir balik.
" Shit, Justin Bieber!"

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Situasi 4

Saya,
Pekerjaan : mengutuk Justin Bieber 24/7

16 May 2010 - Balik rumah, terus bukak Youtube, search Justin Biber - Eenie Meenie

SHIT!!!

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Situasi 4 :

Pitbull: Ada ke orang polypenises? Betul ke ada term tu?
Justin Bieber : Apa kau mengarut ni?

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WORLD IS A FUNNY PLACE
PEOPLE ARE WEIRD
JUSTIN BIEBER IS A GIRL!

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Who has the largest penis?

Satu tengah hari, aku tengah bergayut telefon dengan seorang kawan.
Lepas tu aku complaint, aku cakap sekarang aku makin pelupa
Dia kata " Aku pun samalah, aku rasa sebab kita banyak sangat cakap benda kotor"
"Cakap benda kotor?" Aku jawab.
" Cheh kau tak tau si Justin Bieber (bukan nama sebenar. Dia seorang perempuan.) Dia lagi kotor. Setiap benda keluar dari mulut semua kotor" Aku tambah lagi..

Satu malam, aku chat dengan Justin Bieber.
Aku cakap,sekarang aku suka sorang Arab ni. Handsome gila.
Justin Bieber terus " wei ko tau tak, orang Arab ni penis dah laa besar"

Aku : weh kau serius ke? Aku ingat kan European.
JB: Tak,arab besar lagi. ko tak tau ke, mmg diorang paling besar.

---Aku tak puas hati, terus google 'which race has the biggest penis'---

A: Weh Justin, mane ade laa. Apparently, African paling besar. Ada recent study tunjuk African paling besar and Asian paling kecik.
JB : Hish xde laa. Memang Arab.

--- Kami pun terus bertukar2 url link----

tiba-tiba
JB: Weh aku da jumpa dah ni. (dia gelak terbahak-bahak). Ko tengok ni,( dia bg link)

"Arab men, who were often mixed with black, had larger penises than
Europeans. Recent data show similar patterns. Measurements taken from
living subjects as well as those at autopsy, show the size of testes
is twofold lower in Asian men than Europeans (9 g vs 21 g), a
difference too large to be accounted for entirely in terms of body
size (Diamond, 1986; Short, 1984)."

Aku : aah la. Tapi kenapa banyak study tunjuk Asian paling kecik. Kenapa Arab besar lak? Haish aku xpuas hati ni.

--kami berdua sambung google, tambah ilmu---

tetiba
Aku : Weh chup! Egypt kat benua mana? Asia kan?
JB : Entah la.Asia ke?
Aku : Eh dia bukan Asia Barat ke? macam Pakistan, Afghanistan tu semua.

---google 'Egypt belongs to which continent'---

Aku : Weh JB. Egypt is in benua Afrika la. No wonder. (Hampa)
JB :
See! kan aku dah cakap. Afrika, arab ni sama je. Semua besar2.
JB : Ko tau x, . . . . . . . . . .

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Aku : gelak terbahak-bahak sampai jaw sakit. "Haih kau ni memang betul2 kotor la. Ni kalau mak aku dengar ape kite borak ni, mengucap panjang orang tua tu"

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We stayed up that night talking about penis. . . . . One area of my expertise... NOT.
There are so many things I just didnt know. Im so naive.

P/S :Banyak lagi benda kami cakap, tapi xsesuai untuk tontonan umum. Jangan nangis sebab rasa ternoda pulak. Ilmu ni.


Saturday, May 8, 2010

BOREDOM KILLS

I went back to KL, got class for a week. Class started on Monday 3rdMay,so I got back few days earlier for Iron Man 2. Of course I didn’t wanna watch it at Ipoh. Those people are ridiculous, they talk and tell stupid jokes inside cinema and they laugh over something that is not funny. They act like a bunch of giraffes. Yeah whatever, I don’t care.

By the way, Iron Man 2 is awesome and Kick Ass is really kicking ass. And Jonathan Groff is gay. I know, it kills me!

Before the class started,I went out like everyday with my friends. But still, I just have nothing to do.

I finished watching 2seasons of Scrubs. And watched Ugly Betty +Grey’s Anatomy+ House. Then I listened to country songs, they make me feel like a rockstar. Watched a couple episodes of How I met Your Mother, then I get bored, watched Scrubs again. Never get tired of it. Then back-to-back playing Glee songs, sing my heart out, dance my crap out. Watched some movies Myra gave me – The BackUp Plan (Don’t watch it if you dont have the whole ideas of American Dream, having family and kids. No, don’t watch it. Its creepy.) Then, when I reached the point I just don’t know what to do, I lie down, watch the fan and ceiling.

For only 3days of wandering around I started to miss my back-home daily routine. Wake up and skype-d by Dyla “ weh kau tido lagi ke?? Bangun la. Aku dah ngantuk ni”. Chat, share some stupid Wikipedia info or we just video chatting, singing Glee songs together.

Then,hit the gym, get back home, watch Oprah, watch CSI’s . Sleep throughout the day, pick up mommy from work, waste some time, watch Oprah, and watch some Scrubs and sleep. I know, its boring. Who cares, I loved it anyway.

Yes, I have reached the point I reach out my Pathology book and study. What was I doing? Exam is over, and yet there I was studying the freaking Pathology. Boredom not only kills, it turns you psychotic!

And I thank God, I safely reached Ipoh tonight. Ohh I miss cyber world. Lots of catch up gotta do. And I can get back of my ol dull daily routine.