Totally silly,dumb and immatured yet the best conversation ever!!!

Annes : Celaka sial minah tu. Kalau aku tauke YM, aku ban die dari guna YM.

Moi : Kalau aku tauke segala internet, aku ban die guna Mozilla ngan Ie.

Annes : Aku lak ban die dari guna line Maxis, Celcom or Digi, and lagi satu line yang baru tu.

Moi : Kalau bapak aku menteri kerja raya, aku ban dia guna semua jalan raya, sama ada menggunakan teksi, bas atau jalan kaki. LRT, KTM and Putra juga diharamkan.

Kalau JPJ tu aku punya , aku ban dia dari naik bas.

Kalau bapak aku Menteri Pengajian Tinggi , aku suruh bapak aku kick dia dr UKM.Lepas tu block teros dia dalam sistem, xboleh apply mana2 university pon.

Annes : Kalau bapak aku Menteri Saliran dan air (eh ade ek), aku ban dia dr guna semua toilet dan air. Berak lah kat longkang. Eh longkang pon xboleh, gi lah cari semak mana2.

Moi : Kalau aku Menteri Alam Sekitar, kat semak pon xboleh.

Annes : Kalau aku Israel, aku bom dia.

Moi : Aku nak join army kau!!!

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yadda yadda yadda

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Kepada sesiapa yang terasa, tolong jangan terasa okaay.

You know I dont hate people.

kan?

And for you, yes I hate you!

Do me a favour,

Please rot in hell!!

Worth trying

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For those who have tried, I bet you know how it tastes like.

~ The Loaf ~

Go and try it, it worth every penny you spent

most importantly

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BELILAH BARANGAN BUATAN MALAYSIA!

SUPPORT CHE DET!

sekian.

Another loser-outdated post by me

Finally,I watched Slumdog Millionaire. Thanks to TGV Ipoh. TGV pon outdated mcm aku jugak

Okay, I seriously wanted to watch this movie since I dont download movies especially the one that won 8 Oscars. tee-hee.
I went to cinemas around KL, unfortunately, this movie no longer available. Serious aku frust menonggeng. Tulah, masa cerita ni available, aku pulak xavailable. Demmit.

So, bila aku balik Ipoh, surprisedly TGV Ipoh still ada cerita ini. Patutlah aku outdated, cinema sini pun semua outdated.
Aku patut bersyukur sebab atleast kat hometown aku ni still ada cinema.

*sigh* Ppl, why dont anyone of you respond to my last entry. Why dont you alert me???
Cerita ni serius awesome gila.
" Annes, you should have told me tau" *slap butt*

Okay. So,right now, Im having this soooooooo not very in Slumdog Millionaire fever.
And eventually Im shortening my hot-guy-list.

Say Bye bye to

• Johnny Depp
• Zachary Quinto
• Chris Brown
• Colby O'Donis
• T.I
• Arjun Rampal
• Justyn Justin Timberlake
• yadda yadda yadda

And say Hello to

• Dev Patel - please tell me that you do like a woman older than you. I'll be in the line!

FOR THE RECORD - Aku sungguh outdated. Demmit!

So, nahh. Probably you all heard this one. Haiyaaa bagi chance aku excited lah.

RandomNote: Speaking of Zachari Quinto, He will be featured in the next Star Trek. Cant wait!!

Grey's Anatomy special entry.

This week favorite scenes of Grey's Anatomy. Yeah, a bit late posting this entry since this episode out, no internet access.

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**This week's special**

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Izzie : Look at you....You're gonna be a rockstar Alex
Alex : What is this?
Izzie : What? I cant fantasize about my boyfriend and his bright bright future??

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I love lunch!

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Izzie,sumpah kau comel.

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Izzie : You read more journal and do more research and log more hour in the skills lab than any other residents here. You never give up on trying to be a better doctor, and you dont step on other people to do it. I would be lucky to be the new you.

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Alex : I dont rise okay. I sink to the bottom. And now im getting all this respect and you gotta stop wasting all your time with this patient X crap.

You could be a great surgeon, and we could be great together. You gotta stop screwing around because I dont wanna be the fututre of this hospital if youre not gonna be with me.

Man, I love you. You go Karev!!

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Izzie : You dont like me very much, do you? I need to tell you something. I need to tell somebody and youre a robot, you could take it.

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Yep, serious aku bias. Semua scene Izzie sahaja.

LOL.
Then, why do you think I keep watching??? Meredith?? Bluuweekkk!!!

Here's what I think:

1. She's gonna make it. She'll survive even if the survival rate is 5%. (Kalau Izzie mati, definitely I quit watching)
2. Shepherd taking some time alone, and make a clean come back and hopefully with a clean haircut.
3. Owen confesses his bad dream and those apocalypses.. *cute*
4. Christina and Owen Hunt gonna be a hottest couple in SGH. Pheewiitt.
5. Lexie and Mark Sloan gonna be second cutest couple.
6. Callie Torres and the Peads surgeon? definitely NOTTTT.

Ive been tagged!

Tag from dearest Husna,

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1.Go to your photos folder in your computer.
2.Go to the 6th folder of photos.

3.Go to the 6th picture in that folder.

4.Put the picture on your blog and describe about it.

5.Invite six friends to join the challenge.

6.Link them in your blog and let them know they have been challenged.

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My 6th picture of my 6th folder is

SERIOUSLY???

What do you want me to describe.?? Go check Anatomy book lah..*sigh*

Okay Okay..

Lets move to the next picture

Nothing to say. Just simply I looked more dashing in this. *tee-hee*

sumpah aku gedik

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The 6 important person that I must tag.

You've been tagged,pal!

1. Anis Izaty
2. Dyla Ishak
3. Peh Pei Wen
4. Ayuni Tahir
5. Mariam Akmal
6. Hazmira Mahyuddin

I've been hynotized

yeay finally i got some sleep to cover my 3 days lack of sleep...

I was involved in OT Malaysia-Singapore Integration Programme.
We've been working for this Integration thing like since 2months ago. Eventhough I didnt do quite a job.

For instance, I’d say, we did a great job because as a whole, the programme was quite a success.
My fellow second year friends, I salute you all toing toing lah.

All that I can say is that, Singaporeans students- Nanyang Polytechnics, were very friendly, extremely hyper and definitely awesome. They were hot too!! Justyn ohh.

Best to describe them: AWESOME!

I eventually have fallen in love with whom I think the perfect candidate for my mom's menantu. Highest level of courtesy, extremely friendly and gentleman too. Hot hot and hotttt.

To make this short entry much longer, maybe some pictures would be fine. I cannot say so much, because I need to get some sleep like right now jugak.

Here are some of pictures I managed to collect for dinner and familyday only. There are a lot more.

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FAMILY DAY UKM, NYP( NanYang Polytechnics), KSKB (Kolej Kesihatan Bersekutu) , UiTM

Purposedly put UiTm at the back. No offense but to me UiTM got slightly behavioural issue.

mind the yellow shirt

toing sebijik

~OFF TO BED NOW~ wtf

Take a giant spear, and stab me through my heart.

I am such an ass.. God, I'm so outdated.

I watched Transformers like about two years after it released, Devil Wears Prada - two years after, Disturbia - a year, I am Legend -2 years, Madagascar- 4 years, The Mummy trilogy - like about ten years after, Wild Child - 1 year, My Best Friend's Wedding - over 11 years after, Never Been Kissed - around 10 years, and The Dark Knight,like 6 months and Eagle Eye -havent watched it.

Ayat yang selalu berkumandang di telinga aku :
" Vye, kau ni outdated lah.aku dah tengok lama cerita tu"
sob sob sob. Damn you ppl!

Stab me heart, kick my ass, cut me tongue, slaughter my neck, shoot me dead!! Its best if I say that if Im been slaughtered, I definitely die. My carotid artery is being cut off and the functions of my Medulla Oblongata is disturbed, so I freakin dead! No need to shoot me dead anymore!

People, why dont you alert me before??...Huh??
You did??
When and HOW??
Did you hear me?? HOW??

I aint talking about :- "Vye, aku dah tengok cerita tu, best lahh"
Im talking about:- " Vye, (loudly) aku da tengok cerita tu. Sumpah cerita tue super damn awesome. You need to watch it like right now JUGAK. Move move move your ass. Pergi tengok kalau tak kau akan menyesal sampai cucu kau yang ke -4 lahir. Kalau kau xtengok jugak, jangan kawan dengan aku lagi. Shuuuuuh I dont need a goddemmit friend macam kau!!!!!"

Stress on your tone people. I mean, serious annoying tone and harsh words would be necessary, okaay??
SMS-ing method : use all CAPITAL LETTERS okay?

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Okay, enough dengan segala agenda memalukan diri sendiri. Call me outdated, or whatever names that makes me wayyyy uncool.
Namun, cheewah , aku ni boleh kira uptodate jugak lah.

1. I watched Sweeney Todd exactly a day after it released.
2. I download Grey's Anatomy on the day it uploaded. (This is piracy,jangan tiru)
3. jap jap nak fikir ni.Aku tengok Pirates of Caribbean 4 kali dekat cinema.
4. Xde dah kot. Sebab mungkin aku ni memang tak up-to-date.

**sesi menampar diri sendiri**

Im making a list of movies which not worth paying RM12 okay?

1. TWILIGHT (Top of the list okay!) Whatever lah Ayuni and Annes, korang berdua memang denial.
2. Actually, that is the only one. Yang lain xmenyesal lagi so far.

P/S : Okay I havent watched Slumdog Millionaires. Been super damn busy with nonsense crap like feeding Buchanan til forgot to hit cinema. Nope! I dont download movies. Support lah sikit, jangan jadi macam Annes.(psst cerita ni boleh tgk, xperlu boycott lahh.Ini pelakon semua Bollywood mari, British production) Its okay kalau nak pirate Prof Razak Mohaideen or Yusof Haslam punya cerita. (Tolong jangan saman saya, saya orang miskin!). My advice, xpayah pirate lahh, tunggu lah raya tahun ni. Mesti keluar kat TV. Xsempat raya kot. Deepavali, CNY, Thaipusam, Hari Pekerja 1May pun agaknye dah ade kat TV.

Nama lagi hospital, mestilah berhantu!

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QUOTING PEOPLE

Sheera :
" Kau dapat Hospital Klang? Serius? Kawasan tu agak keras tau, I mean sangat. Hospital Klang ni banyak cerita, kau cari rumah sewa lah, jangan tinggal dekat hostel "
"Hati-hati la. Tempat tu lama, sangat lama "


Ni pulak dari BF Farhana :
" Dalam banyak2 hospital, Hospital Klang lah paling berhantu sekali "


Husna pula : " Oit hospital memang lah banyak hantu "

Mariam : " Kau bawak lah Yassin "

Myra : " Hantu apa yang kacau ko? "

MAK!!!!!

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Siapa lagi nak tambah????? Korang memang suka bagi hidup aku miserable. Uwaaaa...

My Night Mode

Tadi saya nampak banyak sangat polis trafik, kenapa ni???Rupa-rupanya ada shooting Impak Maksima.. kot

LOL...Mwahahahha

Saya baru membeli sehelai dress dari damn malu nak admit tp wtf? persetankan! UpTown. Ye harganya hanya rm45. Saya tahu mungkin dress itu jauh beza kualitinya dan harganya dari dress2 di Dorothy Perkins atau Miss Sixty. *sigh* "Aku broke nie, xmampu lahh. Aku harus tabah"

Saya tak mahu upload di sini,kerana anda semua mungkin akan gelakkan saya dengan kain murah ini.Tapi itu semua saya tidak peduli kerana bila saya sudah pandai jahit nanti, saya akan quit spending and instead, I'll make my own. Yeay!!

Oh ye.. Skil menjahit saya makin meningkat. Hahaha ape jenis ayat ni?? Saya dapat tempahan okay.Inilah hasil2 nya.

Studio menjahit saya.wtf?

PerluKeMention? - Serius aku da terer. Satu pencilcase aku boleh buat less than sejam lah. Hebat lah tu kan??? Faster clap hand!

MonologueDalaman : A- bloody Vye. Poyo nak mampos! Setakat jahit pencilcase pun kau nak kecoh satu kampung................ B- " xpe2,kau kutuk lah aku, nanti aku da pandai jahit, baru kau sujud aku lama-lama".... C- "haih bile aku nak pandai menjahit ni"

A taste of friendship and Kajang phewiitt

Last week, ChaCha mengomel2 yang dia pandai buat unbaked cheesecake. Kami semua xpercaya, lalu dia pon berkata
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"Okay korang datang rumah aku next week,aku leh buatkan"
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Jadi kami pun pergilah.. (xpercaya ni sebenarnya)
Heheheheh xde lah. Actually, ChaCha saja2 nak jamu kami makan, since die dah kene balik Aussie next Tuesday.
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**Lihat apa ChaCha jamu kami**

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Siapa2 yang boleh buat semua ni sorang2, tanpa bantuan, sumpah korang da qualified kahwin. ChaCha buat sorang2 okaay?

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Apaw ngan Faiz dah terlantar kekenyangan kot. Muka xleh blah sorang2.

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Terima kasih ChaCha dengan makanan yang sedap2. Minuman kau buat, yang aku ingat Yogurt tue sedap gila. Apsal kau buat sikit sangat??. Aku nak minum lagi selori.

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P/S : Seronok gila exam dah abes. Tapi finals ade lagi. Azab gila minggu ni. Paling azab masa presentation Orthopaedic.

**MUKA-MUKA AKU 5MINIT SEBELUM PRESENTATION**

Sekian.

Elite neighbourhood.

Buchanan kini orang kaya. Memang kaya.

Cyfer pun dah kaya.

Ollie kaya juga.

Wattrie pun sudah kaya.

Hana, gendrowong, T.K, Maya, Wonderpet,Miss Sephia, Ciku dan juga Chanana.

Sekarang semua sudah kaya.

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Selamat datang ke perkampungan orang-orang kaya / orang kaya-kaya.

Jangan tipu selalu.

Nanti cepat bosan.

Main dengan jujur okay.

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RandomNote: Grey' Anatomy and Private Practise crossover, please make sure to watch another episode of Pvt Practise after one hour episode of Grey's Anatomy. Its two hours altogether. Grey's first, then Pvt Practice. Okay? And wait for another crossover combo this week. *woot woot*.Lookin good!

The Black Ninja finally got some manners!

Who is the black ninja??? Okay okay.

After a while, Ive been putting my pet a very looong lunar mood, I think its time for my pet to get some fresh clean new identity.

**THEN**

The cocky dragon boy!

**NOW**

The awesome black ninja boy

On top of that, the black ninja is finally gain some manners. He pooped at toilet.

Uwaaa you so sweet when you poop like that. LOIVE it. (Buchanan's a pervert. He has female potrait in the bathroom? wtf?)

Okay. Now lets check what's hot in stores this week (aku outdated gila,orang lain dah borong semua kot. Allaaa sorry la. Tuan Buchanan ni ade exam okay).

Temptingly attractive. I'll buy them all. Im rich what, wtf?

Pizza sampai 120? mahal gila!

Air-conditioner? Handphone? Auwwwwwwwwww...

A white jacuzzi??!!. *woot woot*

Buchanan should be thankful having me as a wonderful mate. Look what I've been showering you.

A piano. (Hallo piano mahal okay and only available in expensive Mystery Box)

The stairway-to-heaven *woot woot*

And a handphone. Yeay!!!

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I bet if my mom knew about me and this whole Buchanan thingy, she would totally say " Cik, boleh tak jadi orang dewasa??!".

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I'd say " Mak, this thing is very in tau sekarang. Orang lain pon buat what?!?"

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MonologueDalaman : I bet mesti korang dah sick gile baca pasal Buchanan whole shit thingy ni. Xpe, nanti aku da bosan aku quit la. For the moment, just bear with him and me.

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NOTE: Buchanan isn't gay. wtf? He likes woman okay. Lots of them!

Girls Day out + Sleepover!

If someone were to call 'tak sedar diri', I am!

Okay okay. Here's the thing, I'm having midterm test this coming Monday, while everyone else already locked their sweet ass and start studying,memorizing, yadda yadda, I shamelessly spending my precious time go shopping,watching movie most importantly spending money (did I mention like crazy?) yes like crazy!

I beg, can someone please shut down Pavilion and demolish the entire BB? (just kidding,oh please jangan buat begitu)

A part of me,thanking God for having a very good time with those girls. Huhuhu no matter how much money spent. Why lahh Pavilion is so tempting?

Btw, Annes thanks for your review about Tony Roma's. I loive it!! aku xcuba lamb chop die yang kau kata terbaik tu lagi, maybe next time. Aku just ordered sandwich die aje, itupun perut aku dah nak terburai. Nanti kau balik kita pergi sama2.

Quoting vYe : Tony Roma's terbaik!!!

1st anniversary?Pelik! Agaknya actual birthdate ngan certified birthdate die lain kot.

Damn,apsal muka aku camtu?

@ Tony Roma's

I should quit now and go study. *sigh*

P/S: My sis bagitau, jangan tengok cerita Melayu kat wayang,membazir. Saya setuju. Tapi hari tu kami pergi tengok jugak cerita GENG. I have to say that, itu animasi terbaik yang berjaya dihasilkan oleh anak Malaysia. Bravo! Saya bangga jadi anak Malaysia. Prof Razak Mohaideen, sila menggigit jari sekarang... Kau punya cerita semua tahap tong sampah!