Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Take a giant spear, and stab me through my heart.

I am such an ass.. God, I'm so outdated.

I watched Transformers like about two years after it released, Devil Wears Prada - two years after, Disturbia - a year, I am Legend -2 years, Madagascar- 4 years, The Mummy trilogy - like about ten years after, Wild Child - 1 year, My Best Friend's Wedding - over 11 years after, Never Been Kissed - around 10 years, and The Dark Knight,like 6 months and Eagle Eye -havent watched it.

Ayat yang selalu berkumandang di telinga aku :
" Vye, kau ni outdated lah.aku dah tengok lama cerita tu"
sob sob sob. Damn you ppl!

Stab me heart, kick my ass, cut me tongue, slaughter my neck, shoot me dead!! Its best if I say that if Im been slaughtered, I definitely die. My carotid artery is being cut off and the functions of my Medulla Oblongata is disturbed, so I freakin dead! No need to shoot me dead anymore!

People, why dont you alert me before??...Huh??
You did??
When and HOW??
Did you hear me?? HOW??

I aint talking about :- "Vye, aku dah tengok cerita tu, best lahh"
Im talking about:- " Vye, (loudly) aku da tengok cerita tu. Sumpah cerita tue super damn awesome. You need to watch it like right now JUGAK. Move move move your ass. Pergi tengok kalau tak kau akan menyesal sampai cucu kau yang ke -4 lahir. Kalau kau xtengok jugak, jangan kawan dengan aku lagi. Shuuuuuh I dont need a goddemmit friend macam kau!!!!!"

Stress on your tone people. I mean, serious annoying tone and harsh words would be necessary, okaay??
SMS-ing method : use all CAPITAL LETTERS okay?


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Okay, enough dengan segala agenda memalukan diri sendiri. Call me outdated, or whatever names that makes me wayyyy uncool.
Namun, cheewah , aku ni boleh kira uptodate jugak lah.

  1. I watched Sweeney Todd exactly a day after it released.
  2. I download Grey's Anatomy on the day it uploaded. (This is piracy,jangan tiru)
  3. jap jap nak fikir ni.Aku tengok Pirates of Caribbean 4 kali dekat cinema.
  4. Xde dah kot. Sebab mungkin aku ni memang tak up-to-date.

**sesi menampar diri sendiri**



Im making a list of movies which not worth paying RM12 okay?

  1. TWILIGHT (Top of the list okay!) Whatever lah Ayuni and Annes, korang berdua memang denial.
  2. Actually, that is the only one. Yang lain xmenyesal lagi so far.

P/S : Okay I havent watched Slumdog Millionaires. Been super damn busy with nonsense crap like feeding Buchanan til forgot to hit cinema. Nope! I dont download movies. Support lah sikit, jangan jadi macam Annes.(psst cerita ni boleh tgk, xperlu boycott lahh.Ini pelakon semua Bollywood mari, British production) Its okay kalau nak pirate Prof Razak Mohaideen or Yusof Haslam punya cerita. (Tolong jangan saman saya, saya orang miskin!). My advice, xpayah pirate lahh, tunggu lah raya tahun ni. Mesti keluar kat TV. Xsempat raya kot. Deepavali, CNY, Thaipusam, Hari Pekerja 1May pun agaknye dah ade kat TV.

7 comments:

anisizatyA.J said...

bodoh kau..hahaha...ko igt aku duduk malaysia ke? dulu mase balik june, kan cite WANTED angelina jolie tu tengah keluar kan..aku balik makassar september, baru nak keluar wayang...twilight sampai skung ade lagi kt wayang sini... bodo ke bodo ko jawab skung??


hahaha..mmg ko x uptodate!!!
adeke manusia x tgk dark knight cepat2??
aku untuk cite 300 and cite spiderman3 aku n alma g mid SEHARI BEFORE RELEASE sbb nk chup seat best midnight. :))

ppwen said...

gal...nevermind lah...
i never watch transformer also,even twilight i oso din watch...don worry,u always will see me when u turn ur head and to get who is more outdated than u...wahahah

vYe said...

annes: alaa ko bising lah annes..the dark knight tu xdelah sedap sgt pun..except the role yg heath bawak jd super damn awesome, motorbike batman tue gile loser...hahahahhaha anyways, ineed someone utk alertkan aku..nak harapkan aku,mmg 2tahun lg bru aku tgk cite tue..

ppwen: good girl..that makes the two of us sisters!!!

dyla ishak said...

hahahah bongok nak mampoz

nnt aku balik malaysia aku pakse ko tgk wayang ngn cara yang ebs, aku sepak bontot ko..heheh

wes,aku tak tagk lagi sweenytots cmne ntah nak eja
aku pon outdated gak
sebb kat sini wayang mahal
n aku miskin
hahahah

ayunietahir said...

annes? aku tak tgk dark night lagi.. adakah saye juga outdated? hahaha..
yeah i guess~

vYe said...

dyla: kite same lahh dyla..
lgpon aku nye 1st prioriti makan,pastu beg,kasut,shoping2, bla2..
kat mane ntah aku nak selitkan tgk wayang..
aku mmg outdated lahh...

ayuni: g ahh tgk cpt2..
nnt kene cop outdated...

ayunietahir said...

ahahha.. biarkan saje..bkan leh kaye pon jd updated.. wakakakaka